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so the guy whose companies make self-exploding cars also makes self-exploding satellites and now he wants to "datacenters in space"
you realize they're going to explode, right. if they can't make one single fucking satellite not explode...
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@aud I did not think I'd see Kessler syndrome in my life time, and yet.
@xgranade@wandering.shop goodbye GPS, we hardly knew ye
I don't know why I was surprised to learn that the starlink satellites explode! I mean, the cars explode, the trucks explode, the rockets explode
tesla humanoid robots and spacex space datacenters don't exist, but if they ever do, the first thing they're going to do is explode
@aud the X stands for explode
avoid the shrapnel zone at CES
@noondlyt@hellions.cloud "now the first ten rows are the 'splash damage rows', and if you're not comfortable with that..."
musk: "all I do is racism and con people. everything I touch literally explodes. I'm going to put exploding kiddie porn generators into space. we will not be able to launch satellites for thousands of years. we will be stuck on this planet forever. the burning debris will poison us all."
investors: "YES!!!! here is all the money!@!!!!!"
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