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america's weird neighbor
a bog perhaps

welcome to my weblog

#Monsterdon
#StarTrek
#anarchist troll

permanently adhered to @plaidtron3000

Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

(ee-AWN-tay, IPA: /iˈjɔnteɪ/)

anarcho-transhumanist Ⓐh+

football goblin⚽️ (#ClaptonCFC❤️🤍)

"good lad" –Reading FC

girl/gyal/cailín but ❌not a woman/lady/ma'am

#foghlaimeoir 🇮🇪 (@diabhalbandearg)

pixelfed: https://anar.chi.st/ianthe
bookwyrm: https://bookwyrm.social/user/sinferno

far from home, born to roam ✈️🎒
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[tfr]

born on South Island. tails is a fox. gay furry for life. 2169 signatures not checked

God's most useless lesbian

this account supports sex workers, tankies, and the Public Broadcasting System

if you're under 18 please do not interact with any of my NSFW posts 🔞🙅🏼‍♀️

"I think the arachnid mating is getting in the way of your sleep schedule" @gfzoda

"That's why it's the salmon of knowledge and not the shark of figure it out" @G0re0gre

FREE MADURO!! DEATH TO EMPIRE!! 🔥🇺🇸🔥

lofi beans to chill/relax to

he/him
no spoons, only knives
too-earnest chronic illness galoot

🦫 Great Lakes People's Littoral Navy 🦫

Header image is a small firepit with a modest campfire, flames gently licking the sides, windscreen behind it, background is grassland biome in autumn blanketed with fallen leaves.

Profile image by @heyheymomo.
A smiling amorphous cartoon blob gleefully riding a bicycle. It has swept back handlebars and the back tire is kicking up a small cloud of dust.

Jocose paralogician.
Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real.

My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

#nobot
#nobridge

dad; mechanical engineer

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Just a unicorn genderfuqer galloping the west, enjoying the sunshine. 🏳️‍⚧️♾️🦄👖🏔️🏜️🌄🌘🌡️🛣️ Also an inarticulate seeker of words, roaming the dictionary of my soul. ✍🏼📖 (I write a lot of subtext.)

Roaming Texas to kick off 2026 nomad life. Peace be with you. ✌️☮️

34 she/it Chicago