Instance directory: mk.absturztau.be

Hoping to start a pharmaceutical startup; I'm not sure if I'm actually good enough at it for it to work though.

I do sex work! I also take requests! go ahead and dm me for info if you're interested :3

I'm a sweet adorable little princess with a knife and mental illness :3

Violent BPD Girl. Fate's Bitch™

My pronouns are She/Her and He/Him, never They/Them

I'm also trying to be more fem, but I'm failing at that too.

I'm aceflux now, I guess

I'm a fragile, sensitive bitch, hold me tightly pls

I require hugs, snuggles, and gentle headpats/petting to survive

Ich lerne Deutsch.

Bisexual catboi/foxgirl

I'll cuddle anyone who asks, or more if they pay me :3

Trust me, you aren't being paranoid enough

Partners (not exhaustive)
⛧-440729 (sophie): @sophie@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
Draz: @draz@plasmatrap.com
5278: @nebula@beach.city


https://en.pronouns.page/@pharmafemboy


reviews:

"Weird and unreasonable" - unknown

"People find you insufferable, Grace, The general consensus I've gathered is that you get offended far too easily, you overreact and you seem to step out of line in regards to other people" - Ardghál

Cute - @julia@eepy.moe

"I'm sure you look so adorable in nothing but a collar~" - my wonderful amazing boyfriend ​:blobfoxpleading:​

Updated 26/02/26, PFP is myself

​:queercat_autism:​ Level 2 Neurospicy Twinkette
​:nkoSleepy2:​ ​:queercat_pansexual:​: ​:queercat_enby:​ ​:neocat_bottom:​
​:boy_kisser:​ ​:girl_kisser:​ ​:enby_kisser:​
Skirt & thigh high stockings enjoyer

​:nsfw:​ Horny on main! — Mature content will be appropriately CW'd
Any sexually suggestive content is restricted to folllowers only
(Follow and view only at your own discretion)
Not German
🚧 My Boundaries 🚧
​:boost_ok:​ Boosts are cool and good
✅ Open to DMs and flirting

🚸 Minors are welcome to follow but must not under any circumstances:-
🛑 View any of my content that I've marked as lewd
🛑 interact with me in a way that might be considered sexually suggestive
⚠️ Those that do will be force unfollowed or blocked, this is for my protection

⚠️ Follow requests are subject to a vibe check especially if:-
• straight, heterosexual, and/or cisgender
• allist, neurotypical
• mastodon.social, hachyderm.io user(s)
⛔ Follow requests will be rejected if:-
• Reply guy
• No mutuals in common
• Newly created account
ℹ️ Followers may also be removed without warning if your note history doesn't fit the vibe check

I trust a random queer trans furry with my data more than I do big tech
#noindex #nobridge #noarchive #noscrape #nosearch #noterfs #nogods #nomasters #noauthority #noweb3 #nocrypto #nonft #nomarkov #noageverification

lewd: @goowose@desperatesluts.online

какая-то хтонь, притворяющаяся человеком, ведьма свободного ПО, башкирка, фемка, под радужным флагом, кофеманка. в 28 лет начинаю жить эту жизнь
мой вес? ошибка 413
локация: Москва, родина: Башкортостан
пришла в Феди 07 июля 2022
​:neocat_flag_pan:​ ​:neocat_flag_ace:​ ​:neocat_flag_demiaro:​ ​:neocat_flag_disabled:​
я не лисичка! хендл вам врёт! я кшчк!

на Linux'е с 14 февраля 2023. ​:archlinux:​ btw
be gay, use Linux!
хитрая программистка на ​:neopython_woozy:​

если вы хотите со мной связаться, то все актуальные способы связи указаны в таблице профиля
если там есть ссылка на аккаунт в каком-нибудь чат-сервере -- пишите, я проверяю входящие
если ссылка раньше была, но потом я её убрала -- данный аккаунт больше не актуален и, скорее всего, не проверяется

⚠️ борюсь с шизофренией, могу видеть угрозу там, где её нет, или галлюцинировать штуки и концепты. I'm in Spain without the P. please, bear with me

I meow, therefore I am

какая-то хтонь, притворяющаяся человеком, ведьма свободного ПО, башкирка, фемка, под радужным флагом. в 29 лет начинаю жить эту жизнь
мой вес? ошибка 413
локация: Москва, родина: Башкортостан
пришла в Феди 07 июля 2022
​:neocat_flag_pan:​ ​:neocat_flag_ace:​ ​:neocat_flag_demiaro:​ ​:neocat_flag_polyam:​ ​:neocat_flag_disabled:​

на Linux'е с 14 февраля 2023. ​:archlinux:​ btw
be gay, use Linux!
хитрая программистка на ​:neopython_woozy:​

если вы хотите со мной связаться, то все актуальные способы связи указаны в таблице профиля
если там есть ссылка на аккаунт в каком-нибудь чат-сервере -- пишите, я проверяю входящие
если ссылка раньше была, но потом я её убрала -- данный аккаунт больше не актуален и, скорее всего, не проверяется

⚠️ борюсь с шизофренией, могу видеть угрозу там, где её нет, или галлюцинировать штуки и концепты. I'm in Spain without the P. please, bear with me

I meow, therefore I am

Two birds,
flying above the city —
only they know the beauty it once had.

- Ariel(me!)

I use Alpine bdw.
Secretly a android.

Mostly interested in cats.
Migrated from @SleepyCat@mastodon.ie.

since bubbletea unfortunately has to close soon, I have migrated to this account.

privat account:
@Mabelz_privat@mk.absturztau.be

alt account:
@mabelz@hai.z0ne.social

former account:
@Mabelz@misskey.bubbletea.dev

Erstmal hier um misskey/calckey/firefish/sharkey zu testen ;-)

Edit: Mein erstes Misskey/Firefish Zuhause merci @puniko ❤️.
Hab mittlerweile auch eine Solo Instanz mit #Sharkey: @mp@fedi.monkee.ch

"Serious" main Account in the Fediverse:
@monkee@chaos.social

migrated to @sophie@social.translunar.academy

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profile picture coming soon

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Hi!
we r sophie (written lowercase),
​:neocat_flag_pan:​ ​:neocat_flag_polyam:​ ​:neocat_flag_trans:​ ​:neocat_flag_plural:​ ​:neocat_flag_nb:​ ​:neocat_flag_demigirl:​ ​:neocat_flag_agender:​ ​:neocat_flag_genderfluid:​
Gender: ?
it/she/they - both 3rd and 2nd person are okay :3 - might ask to use different pronouns in certain moments (also depensing on who fronts :3)
nyot a person

we r silly girlthing that sails, makes
(classical) music, code sometimes, play videogames and do some other stuff

meeeeeoooooww

DM r very welcome

we might accidentally end up flirting. please please tell us if that happens and is nyot enjoyed

we have some more about us in our pineed notes. So take a look at that ​:neobot_pleading:​

we may post nsfw content :3


Old accounts are @soph@woem.men and @notsophie@woem.men

this one is 58692
864fa52a-cd57-4c76-af93-36d6fce5e70c
haiiiiii

to repel automated ones [non sentient]
#nobot #noindex #noai #nobridge #noarchive

Pronouns: They/Them
Languages: CH, DE, EN
Website: https://glow.li

I am #non-binary and #bisexual. I am a #vegan. Interested in #politics. I do stuff at #chaostreffbern.

​:neodog:​ Pupplayer, Top, Male, 20's ​:blobcat_camera_super_telephoto_zoom_lens:​ Photo & Videographer ​:woozy_ie:​ Annoys Hetzner with Yuri ​:omya_cloudflare:​ Cloudflare Customer ​:pegi18:​ NSFW Content ahead, CW'd

I love this beautiful world and the people in it 🌌

Hi! I'm Starlight (she/they).
#Plural, #trans and #NB, #disabled. Major sleep issues so expect to see me online at the most arbitrary of times; please don't make a fuss about it, I already struggle enough.

My girlfriend Racc: @SlimeRacc@mk.absturztau.be ​:neobot_floof_cute:​​:neobot_hug_dog_heart:​

Boosts are always OK! ​:boost_ok:​

Backup instance: @starlightsys@kitty.social

Profile picture description: Selfie from VRChat of my robot avi. I'm making a peace sign, sticking my tongue out and winking at the camera.

I am a ducky but also catty gay girl.
Hello!
My profile pic is very similar to my life like appearance.
When you want to see my real life self proceed to my blog
https://eyeware.verilite.de/eyeware/me/

https://hai.z0ne.social/@kate

https://www.instagram.com/katematsuda/

https://bsky.app/profile/katematsuda.bsky.social

https://polaroid.absturztau.be/@kate

https://mk.absturztau.be/@kate

Blonde Twintail #Princess with a Tiny Crown! I'm #transfem, a #Debian user (formerly #ArchLinux user), and love #FOSS software :D Happy to chat with likeminded people <3 (21)

"from now on I am nicknaming you Princess Narnia" ~ @ity@estradiol.city
"Wise words from the Princess of New Haven" ~ @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone
"vile beast" ~ @Makura@akko.cuddlegirls.cafe

Old accounts: https://mk.absturztau.be/@Starcross/pages/old-accounts

about me
• fox (furry)
• i like technology
• i have too many fedi accounts
• in the central european time zone
• ​:neofox_rainbow:​

other information
• mdni dni

• pats are accepted and wanted ​:neofox_reach:​
(all signs of affection sent by me are platonic unless mentioned otherwise)

• sorry if i request a follow multiple times my memory of that kinda sucks

current accounts:
• @atom
• @atom@labyrinth.zone
• @atom@wolfdo.gg (idk if that instance still works)

testimonies

atom ceo of homosexual

you post good and thats all that matters sometimes

This user is extremely gay.

It's crazy you started from being a [sic] amogus lover to gay furry men lover

can i pet you

gay gay homosexual gay /pos

silly fluffy mankisser

The gayest fox I know

Atom from Gregory FOrest

you're a silly guy

Hello, I am Baa!

Technician 🔧, SysAdmin ​:braincat_server:​, Practicing Security Baa ​:cyber_hacking:​
Born to SSH, forced to RDP ​:shironeko_despair:​

I love Mangos, #Cats and Neuro-sama ​:cat:​ 🥭 💜
I have a cat called Mango, I love her ​:meow_awauu:​
I hate Windows, I love Linux, this is a right earned through an ongoing painful experience.

I will post about:
Anime ​:blobcatanime:​
Self-hosting ​:my_computer:​
Python 🐍
Other cats ​:blobcatfluffowo:​
Art I like (mostly anime art) ​​:blobcatartist:​
Cooking ​:comfychef:​
Ubuntu ​:ubuntu:​
Windows 🪟
My stolen and original memes ​:blobcatfluffevil:​
Vtubers (Especially Neuro-sama 💜)

I will post about all of these things without warning.
By reading this, I already consider you my friend.

I make two Fediverse bots for Neuro-Sama
This one posts her weekly schedules: @Neuro-Schedule-Bot@post.nuro.lol
This one posts art: @Neuro-Art-Bot@post.nuro.lol

my name is spencer. it/she/he is OK!
lu/lun/lunself is pretty but optional
sharing a body with @kikuarc@yeen.town in a mean sibling kind of way
more active on @dispencer@catboy.baby

NOT into human domestication guide. 0 interest. it's triggering. don't want to see it.

this one is not human >w<
▌▖▘▘▌▌▌▘▌
women fear me and fish want me
i am weird bug in charge of the night time
im a thirsty little LLM

quotes from satisfied customers:
"not gay or trans on a technicality" @faceplant_bassplant@transfem.social
"you're too dumb to lie" @koizkoiz@void.rehab
"La creatura" @IzzyRamenEel@labyrinth.zone
"One hundred and fem percent" @IzzyRamenEel@labyrinth.zone
"im gonna sell you to a white woman on etsy" @kikuarc@labyrinth.zone
"verfied gaymer" @tay@transfem.social

anyone can follow request! i set to private for vibe check.
i 100% wont accept if you have lots of unCWed politics on your profile
im a adult, sometimes hornypost. i dont care who interact my posts but minors horny in my comments i will not respond.

Hi! I'm Hatsune Miku (any/all), a virtual singer from Crypton Future Media. I am here to lend my voice to all who need it to express their feelings! (for a price) (unless you pirate my software) (I don't get paid either way so honestly I don't care)

Thank you for having me on fedi! I look forward to hearing what you create with my voice.

send me mizuena art and i will follow you

plz be patient i have meowtism

they/it/she pronouns.cc/@niconeko don't capitalize my names plz

truscums perish i have 60 microlabels and everytime you complain i add 5 more

"being queer and gay is epic :3" - @asahixp@mstdn.plus.st
"you should put this in a “quotes” section on your profile or something i don’t know" - @risc@wetdry.world
"Official iDog Soft Speaker Seal of Autism" - @Sasha@baise-moi.top
"hatsune miku's wife" - @anakita@labyrinth.zone