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In the videogame Watchdogs Legion, a shadowy and totalitarian data corporation has access to the NHS, enabled by a feeble, anti-migrant, authoritarian Government. The corporation uses this data to spy on innocent people and keep track of them alongside an integrated surveillance system.
This is played as a cautionary tale. It is meant to be a grounded, but exaggerated look into the future.
Anyway, unrelated news
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/may/11/palantir-access-nhs-england-patient-data
Author Wants To Fuck That Man So Bad She Wrote This Fic To Cope
i'm such a bad boy. bad girl too. for i am simply not good at being either
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I’m introducing a new drug that lets you talk to cats. You might grow ears and a tail tho sorry
Hey, antisemitism is on the rise and the fault of that is squarely on antisemites and no one else. To say otherwise is in of itself a form of antisemitism.
Remember when we used to dial into the internet, and the machines would scream at us?
That was a warning right?
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i'm sitting on a shitpost so powerful that the admins of several instances begged me to not release it. releasing it might crash entire meme-focused instances, it would change the way we shitpost forever.
in lieu of me receiving thousands of repeats on this banger of a post, i kindly ask you to appreciate this post instead.
just in case anybody wonders why I cwboost post with the tag "on a white background", it's because long covid can give you light sensitivity that feels like migraine light sensitivity feels (i.e. painful), and far too many of the people who see my posts have long covid 
for reference, even with my phone screen set to the darkest it can get to, coming across something on my feed with a white background is literally painful for me 
I'm just glad Moshidon has a backrooms colour setting so black that makes pixels indistinguishable from having the screen off~
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Where did #deltachat land with LLM contributions? Are they going the slop route or did they end up being cool?
