I'd bet you don't have an air fryer 
I'd bet you don't have an air fryer 
@ShadowJonathan We do. And contemplating getting a bigger one.
@ShadowJonathan You mean a convection oven???
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@ShadowJonathan Of course not.
Air fryers are weak, because they don't use fat.
Real fryers use fat, which makes them strong and lovable.
You can tell that someone has used a real fryer because they are surrounded by a group of attractive entities.
The person who nearly ran you over with their car has an air fryer.
You can't make fries with an air fryer, because you can't dip the potatos twice in "nothing".
Even the melt-in-the-mouth meat and the farm-fresh vegetables are angry at you if you use an air fryer, Sailor Moon.
@ShadowJonathan I do. And now i know that it is just like my oven, only more frustrating 
@ShadowJonathan how do u know? 🤭