I registered this domain name using my government name. The name of my account for Cloudflare, which is what I use to expose this site to the Internet, is also my government name.
This means that I can legally prove that this site belongs to me. This means that I can have that notarized, right? That means that I can, upon doing so, get another document, also notarized, proving that whoever this site belongs as of [the date it was notarized] to was the [my age at the time] as of [the date it was notarized], but also leave my government name out since they just got done notarizing it with the first document, right? This means that I can upload a picture of the second document I just mentioned, along with a hand written note showing the date, along with the URL to a post I've already made here with the exact same picture attached; this means that I can do that, for age verification, and they should except that with at least the same amount of enthusiasm as they would a picture of my driver's license…
RIGHT‽
Well, I suspect I'll find out soon enough, because I'm actually going to try this.
Assuming I'm the next to last step of this process is successful, I will purposely start making accounts on platforms that I would never otherwise touch with a thousand-yard pole for the same reason, or try to—I simply have to know if this actually works or not.